Richard Swift - KFC b/w A Man's Man [7" Vinyl]
Written in the wee hours of the night, the late Richard Swift's "KFC" is a winding sardonic monologue about a rough night of food poisoning following a quick dinner of fried chicken. On the track, Swift's vocal is pitched down and distorted while accompanied by cooing vocal harmonies and drums.
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Hold up… what were we saying?
Richard Swift - KFC b/w A Man's Man [7" Vinyl]

