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South Park: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - Various Artists Vinyl Record

South Park: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - Various Artists Vinyl Record

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It's a shitty way to spend the holiday.

Mr. Hankey and the citizens of South Park celebrate the holidays with an outrageous collection of musical numbers! Featuring all of your holiday favorites such as "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo," "The Lonely Jew on Christmas," "Christmas Time in Hell," "Swiss Colony Beef Log," "The Most Offensive Song Ever" and more, the undeniably "classic" 1999 album reached No. 33 on Billboard's Christmas albums chart.

  1. Cowboy Timmy - Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
  2. Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry Fucking Christmas
  3. Eric Cartman - O Holy Night
  4. Juan Schwartz & The South Park Children's Choir - Dead, Dead, Dead
  5. Mr. Mackey, The School Counselor - Carol Of The Bells
  6. Kyle Broflovski with Special Celebrity Guest - The Lonely Jew On Christmas
  7. Shelley Marsh, Stan's Sister - I Saw Three Ships
  8. Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger - It Happened In Sun Valley
  9. Adolf Hitler - O Tannenbaum
  10. Satan, The Dark Prince - Christmas Time In Hell
  11. Chef - What The Hell Child Is This?
  12. Mr. Hankey - Santa Claus Is On His Way
  13. Eric Cartman - Swiss Colony Beef Log
  14. The South Park Children's Choir - Hark The Herald Angels Sing
  15. The Broflovskis with Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh - Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
  16. Kenny McCormick and Mr. Hankey - The Most Offensive Song Ever
  17. Mr. Ose - We Three Kings 
  18. Mr. Hankey, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

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Care Instructions

Keep away from the sun.

Never place it next to a Justin Bieber record.

Treat it like your grandma, you know if she was a record. Know what I mean? Tender care, don't talk back, and never interupt during Murder She Wrote. Wait - what the hell was I writing about-

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