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Kiwi Jr. - Cooler Returns Vinyl Record

Kiwi Jr. - Cooler Returns Vinyl Record

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Buildings burning in every direction; macabre unknowns in your friendly neighbor's basement; undecided voters sharpening their pencils: under pressure we could call Kiwi Jr's Cooler Returns "timely." But what year is it, again? On their sophomoric smash-up released world-wide by Sub Pop Records, Kiwi Jr cycle through the recent zigs and looming zags of the new decade, squinting anew at New Year's parties forgotten and under-investigated small-town diner fires, piecing together low-stakes conspiracy theories on what's coming down the pike in 2021. Put together like a thousand-piece puzzle, assembled in flow state through the first dull stretch of quarantine, sanitized singer shuffling to sanitized studio by streetcar, masked like it's the kind of work where getting recognized means getting killed, Cooler Returns materializes as a sprawling survey from the first few bites of the terrible twenties, an investigative exposé of recent history buried under the headlines and ancient kings buried under parking lots.

  1. Tyler
  2. Undecided Voters
  3. Maid Marian's Toast
  4. Highlights of 100
  5. Only Here for a Haircut
  6. Cooler Returns
  7. Guilty Party
  8. Omaha
  9. Domino
  10. Nashville Wedding
  11. Dodger
  12. Norma Jean's Jacket
  13. Waiting in Line

Shipping & Returns

Shipping
We ship within two business days when possible. Remember, Media Mail is cheap but gets very little love from the postal service. Expect long waits and few tracking updates. We recommend USPS Priority or UPS Ground.

Returns
Thirty days if unopened, you pay the postage to us. If the item is defective or the delivery person folded it, please reach out ASAP for us to fix the issue. After 30 days, you own it!

Care Instructions

Keep away from the sun.

Never place it next to Justin Bieber record.

Treat it like your grandma, you know if she was a record. Know what I mean? Tender care, don't talk back, and never interupt during Murder She Wrote. Wait - what the hell was I writing about-

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