Yep, you missed the latest secret sale. It was awesome, people cried and shit. One girl bought one of everything and now she is the coolest kid in school, at work, or in life. One guy who had only listened to Vance Joy in the past was introduced to some real good music and now he thinks Vance J. is lame. He gave all his V. Joy records to his mom, who loves Hootie and the Blowfish and the Footloose soundtrack.